These are the People in My Neighborhood…
Much like stalking a heard of wildebeest across the vast Serengeti plains of Africa, I’ve found that for now it’s easier if I just observe my neighbors from afar, with the intent of moving in for ...
Behind the Process: Nobody Ever Won a Pulitzer at the Beach…
I know it’s really, really nice outside. I know that I could use a break, and we’ll only be gone for a few hours. I know that the sand between my toes would feel just wonderful right about ...
Cleo vs. The War Zone
Here she sees it as her #1 job to protect the inhabitants of our house from all outside threats, and yet the thundering booms as sparks fall from the clouds imply that she’s clearly out of her leagu...
I Hate Cleaning
No matter how much elbow grease and sunshine I put into cleaning, it’s only a matter of time before it all comes back with an unholy vengeance and if there’s one thing I hate more than cleaning, i...
Behind the Process: Nope, That’s Just Not Funny Enough…
A good writer has to know when to walk away from a good joke for the chance at finding an even better one......
Technological Advancements for the Greater (Lesser) Me…
I need to lose some weight, and after hard work and determination have gotten me minimal returns at best, I’m now turning to Mama Technology to help trim off some of these unwanted rolls in time for...
The Unmistakable Beauty of the Silent Haircut
It may not happen often, but let me tell you, when it does – it’s magical! This fable known to many men as The Silent Haircut may seem to be at best a tale of myth and fantasy, but trust i...
A House Call from the Rug Doctor
I just hope that the poor guy knows what he’s getting himself into because for the love of all things freshly Febreezed are the floors around this house absolutely and unequivocally beyond disgustin...