Why Can’t You Drive 55?!
Oh good – you’re still here! Sorry, folks – I would’ve been here sooner, but I ran into a little “traffic problem” along the way, and by “traffic problem” I mean to say that I got stuc...
Not So Much Safe from Giant Birds, Either…
Holy crap, you’re never going to believe what just happened to me! There I was – driving down the road, minding my own business, when out of nowhere came the biggest bird you’ve ever seen! Well,...
Bad Computer!
Have you ever had one of those days when you want to just pick your computer up off the desk and chuck it at the wall as hard as you can, like that time when you broke your phone by doing exactly the ...
Movies We Don’t Need Sequels To…
Dear Hollywood, Please be advised that the following movie sequels do not need to be made, whether in theatrical release, straight-to-DVD, or projected on the bottom of somebody’s shoe. We apologize...
Obligatory Valentine’s Day Column
So many pink and red stuffed animals, so much chocolate… …and yet yours truly is having an awfully hard time scrounging up the desire to dive into that heart-shaped debocle this year. I don’t kn...
Sherlock Hemlock and The Case of the Missing Garbage Can Lid
It was one of those nights when it just really would’ve been nice to have a small, green, mystery-solving Muppet from your childhood around… More specifically, it was a dark and stormy Wednesday e...
Super Bowl Fever
It’s getting a little crazy around here! I mean, I know this time of year is a pretty big deal for the manliest of the men…and women…who’ve been anxiously awaiting this weekend for the past fo...
The Most Horrible Plane Ride in the World
Come one, come all! Gather up your children and your grandparents, and even your pets! Well, actually, don’t bring your pets, but do circle up and come together with me here today as I tell you ...