Welcome to Tupperware Castle
It’s when you find yourself sitting on the floor of your new kitchen at three o’clock in the morning that something finally snaps inside and you do what any mature, self-respecting adult would do ...
Yeah, So I’m a Lightbulb Snob…
There are just so many people who don’t even know the difference between mediocre and brilliantly-crafted luminous electrical tubes, sometimes it drives me absolutely batty to think of how many poor...
Moving Day Pranks for an April Fool
Anyone who’s gone through the process of moving before knows that it’s about as stressful as flying the space shuttle or being the rookie lion tamer at the circus, and that’s with a sunny moving...
Treasures of the Forgotten Storage Closet
It’s amazing what you can find when you’re forced to pack all of your worldly belongings up in cardboard boxes for the purpose of moving them from one place to another!...
I Could’ve Been Somebody – I Could’ve Been an Inventor…
And then out of nowhere they just start coming at me like an avalanche of sheer brilliance, ready to bury the world in innovation with all sorts of new gadgets and gizmos and gimmicks that the buying ...
A New Penny for Your Thoughts…
Maybe the time has finally come for us to just call it a day for these copper couch crusaders and move on to bigger and shinier denominations…...
How Often Do You Clean YOUR Microwave?!
It takes a real man to get in there and really scrub down all of those 90-second dinners and late-night snacks … which I suppose is only fair because it’s typically one of us who made most of the ...
Phonebooks?! We Don’t Need No Stinking Phonebooks!!!
When was the last time that you actually used a phonebook, or at least used it for the purposes of actually looking up someone’s phone number? Using one to smash bugs or prop up a table or give you...