Must Exercise or the Robots Will Kill Me
Buying a new piece of exercise equipment is like a new beginning – a chance to start over and make amends for previous weight loss transgressions, to get back in the ring and show those calories who...
Traversing the Wired Jungle
It’s quite clear that amongst this mass of HDMI and digital audio cables, I am but a meager herdsman simply praying for the cooperation of old Mother Dolby on my quest for crisper audio and higher d...
The One Where Scott’s Inbox Gets Bombarded with Watch Spam
Who knew that watches were the missing key to my eternal happiness?! Of course, they’re actually not – in reality, I haven’t worn a watch since I was 12 years old and even then I pretty much onl...
The Know-It-All Car
Do you ever get the feeling that as a society, maybe our technology is getting just a little too advanced??? Now hear be out on this one… I know that I’m probably the last person you’d expect to...
The Uber Remote
I have The Power!!! Well, the power to finally work our home theater system without fumbling aimlessly between eighteen different remotes, anyways, but really, at the end of a long and arduous day whe...
Screw You, Mr. Super Sexy Old Spice Guy!
Look at me. Not at her. Or even at that furry, little kitten over in the corner. Just at me … you jerk. Now that I have your “attention,” tell me – just who the hell do you think you are, Mr. ...
Daylight Savings Time is Stupid (a Call to Arms)
Alarm clocks Unexpected late night telephone calls Days when the lawn guy comes super early and proceeds to run his weed-whacker right outside my bedroom window In general, I pretty much loathe anythi...
Resisting the Urge to Frost the World
Ladies and gentlemen – I don’t mean to brag, but I think I’ve officially found heaven … assuming that it can be purchased from the grocery store for $2.98 a can, anyways… …also, my die...