The Engagement Archives Part 1: Ring Shopping for Dummies
A Quick Note: The following column is the first part of a series of humor columns that I’ve pieced together over the past two months to chronicle my adventures in the world of engagement rings, if y...
Always Low Prices at the Epicenter of Stupidity
I have a new theory that I want to run by you all today. It’s pretty complex, so I hope you brought a pencil and something to wipe your brow off with afterwards, but just try to keep up. It’s a th...
It’s Only Pocket Change…
I’ve got an interesting predicament on my hands, and by “interesting,” I actually mean “lazy”… You see, I’ve got a couple of packages that have been sitting on my counter for several wee...
Where the Cantaloupe Roll…
I’ve got to admit, I’m not the biggest fan of grocery shopping. And don’t get me wrong – it’s not only because I’m a guy…although I’m sure that deep down in some genetic underworld, th...
Trick Pants
I have recently found my way into quite the predicament, which although shouldn’t be all that out of the ordinary for you – the reader – as without such predicaments, there would be litt...
The Christmas List, version 2004
Yes, it’s that time of year again – when writers from all around the world throw any remaining sense of skepticism to the ground and let loose in the name of the greatest holiday of all time, ...
The Lost Art of Customer Service
“Is there anything I can do for you to help maximize my commission check without doing any actual work?” I can’t be the only one that this kind of stuff happens to, can I?! Walking into the loca...
Just Smile and Say Thank-You, and Don’t Let That Gift Receipt Out of Your Sight…
With Thanksgiving right around the corner and then the Big Momma of them all just weeks away, it seems like there’s only one thing on people’s minds – the United States’ continued political in...- 3 of 3
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