America Looks Bored

Apr 24, 2020
It’s been over a month since the country shifted from being the spunky, out all night up and comer to the stay at home Dad nursing a beer while he watches Jimmy Kimmel, yearning for just one nig...

Wipe Now, Art Later

Apr 3, 2020
I think that it’s just about every writer’s dream to find themselves locked away at home with nothing else in the world to focus on except for their writing. Note to self: A global pandemi...

Hindsight is Always 2020…

Jan 3, 2020
If I had known then what I do know now … would I still have made the same stupid mistakes anyways??? It’s easy to say that we would’ve been smarter, given the wisdom of hindsight a...

Parents Say the Most Peculiar Things

Feb 1, 2019
I have three toddlers … as particularly evidenced by my lack of sleep, the general state of my house, and the perpetual emptiness of my bank account. I also find myself saying a lot of things ...