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Don’t Unfriend Me, Bro!
Being unfriended on Facebook is pretty much the worst thing that can happen in modern society today. Hit by a bus? Life insurance claim for your next of kin. Eaten by a pack of hungry wolves? Hey, wol...
Scott the Lumberjack
Do you know how trees even work?! Do I have to worry about disturbing its delicate tree balance by not taking into account some sort of feng shui or magical forestry voodoo before I make my first cut?...
Space – Is – Awesome!!!
Not only will a home address in Low Earth Orbit look mighty impressive on the old Christmas cards that year, but I’m not sure if I mentioned it earlier … it would be totally awesome to live in spa...
The Dull Purchases of Being a Grown-Up
I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but I happen to have it on good authority that I may, in fact, be getting older… I’m no more happy about it than you are, but the signs around me are getting harder...
So, Valentine’s Day was … Yesterday?
You’ve literally got a multi-million dollar industry pushing this holiday to the forefront – if you can’t manage to remember with red & pink on every end cap and 1-800 Flowers banner ads on ...
Nobody WANTS to Pick Up Dog Poop…
When you have a dog, there are certain responsibilities than you agree to undertake. Now I don’t have to tell any of you folks about that – my readers are smart people and would never dream of not...
I Want to Run a Marathon
Well not right now, mind you! It would take an awfully rude person to start a conversation and then immediately go, “You know what – hold that thought. I’m just going to go run 26.2 miles – I�...
I’m Too Polite to Go Shopping in Mexico
This was one of several revelations that I had during my recent cruise vacation, in addition to learning that watching James Bond movies each night on the jumbo screen at sea is pretty much the cooles...