Being a mom can’t be an easy job. I mean, right off the bat – that first part?! Nope! I’ve seen the whole ordeal up close and personal exactly once and if it’s all the same to ...
Why precisely was it that I moved to Florida again??? The water’s full of sharks, the air is full of hurricanes, last year I found an alligator in my driveway underneath my car, the tourists a...
I don’t trust people who are so trusting in other people. They just seem … untrustworthy. What kind of a world would we live in if politicians, lawyers, and Wall Street bankers were all t...
Could soda possibly be any more addictive if they actually did still put cocaine in it?! It’s interesting that believe it or not, that classic myth about Coca-Cola containing the infamous d...
For today’s service we turn to The Book of Scott, Patron Saint of Fart Jokes, chapter 4:14 – Funnious Bunnious, for this very special Easter edition of The Humor Column – paraphrased...
…I guess that I’d have to learn to how to golf, for starters. Wait – strike that. No, I wouldn’t! If I were president of these United States, putt-putt golf would become the...
It could be said that already I’m a guy who’s written too much about cookware – namely because this isn’t the first humor column that I’ve penned about frying pans, but...
So we’re really doing this, huh?! Today is Donald Trump’s inauguration as the 45th President of the United States of America – no April Fools, no backsies, no “This is Ashton ...
Twas two days before Christmas and all through the house, every creature was stirring because they put off a lot of their holiday preparations until the last minute, although for what it’s wort...
Being a parent of twins is a lot like being a parent of only one child, except that when you’re seeing double from lack of sleep the results are exponentially terrifying… That said, even ...