Parents Say the Most Peculiar Things

Feb 1, 2019
I have three toddlers … as particularly evidenced by my lack of sleep, the general state of my house, and the perpetual emptiness of my bank account. I also find myself saying a lot of things ...

40 is the New -9

Jan 25, 2019
It got really cold this week! I don’t know if you noticed, but highways in the north were closed due to ice, snow plows were out in full force, and officials were telling people to stay off the ...

Oh, For the Love of Pants!

Jan 18, 2019
If I had a choice been fighting with my four year-old each morning to get him out the door for school and going to the dentist every single morning … well, let’s just say that my dental ...

Fury of a Million Acorns

Jan 11, 2019
I’ve got a real problem with my nuts. Wait – that didn’t come out right, did it? Acorns, nuts, demon seeds – call them what you will, but I’ve got entirely too many of th...

Stick to Writing Jokes, Funny Man!

Feb 23, 2018
As a humor columnist, I get told to mind my own business … a lot! Just because I’m probably going to make fun of something doesn’t mean that I’m not allowed to have an opinion...