Break-Up Letter to a Tree…

Jul 10, 2020
Dear Ginormous Oak Tree Towering in My Front Yard, I don’t love you anymore. If we’re being frank, and I don’t know why I wouldn’t because I’m talking to a tree, I’...

Calling All Karens

Jul 3, 2020
“I want to speak to the manager of the Internet – this website is distracting me and preventing me from writing my humor column!” Oh, Karen… Not a week goes by without your smu...

Lord, Have Mercy on My Toilets…

Jun 26, 2020
Have you ever wondered about the volume of poop that comes out of your household on a daily basis? For the amount of time that I’ve spent behind the business end of a toilet plunger these last c...

Black Lives Matter

Jun 5, 2020
Racism is bad. I mean, really really bad. In fact, let me say it one more time for the people all the way in the back – racism is probably one of the worst manifestations that mankind as a speci...

Of Course Nobody Likes Wearing Masks!

May 15, 2020
With the exception of maybe bandits and bank robbers, I think it’s pretty safe to say that nobody actually enjoys wearing the masks that have become a mainstay in our everyday lives to help slow...

America Looks Bored

Apr 24, 2020
It’s been over a month since the country shifted from being the spunky, out all night up and comer to the stay at home Dad nursing a beer while he watches Jimmy Kimmel, yearning for just one nig...